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| Take the shears. Drink the stock of booze, found in the same
room as the shears. Give someone a haircut. Eat the curry to
build up the Fartometer. Take the sheet. Wait until at least two
people are in the same room as you to do ghost impressions.
Take the blanket and wear it. To relieve yourself, go to the toilet
and select Urinate.
DON'T drink all the 'Monster Get Pissed Fast Lager'. DON'T eat trozen chicken DON'T eai frozen pizza. DON'T eat frozen body. Throw the body, the pizza and the chicken at people. (Dominic Rackstraw in Your Sinclair issue 48 , Page 44) 4743 If you're trying to make the letters at the bottom of the screen light up, then what you need to do is... * Go to the coat in the hall, get the pen and stab somebody with it. * Cover someone in either toothpaste, washing up liquid, shaving foam, paint, oil, itching powder or sneezing powder Put icecubes in someone's undies. * Tie someone up with hose * Spray a man with perfume * Put a plant pot on someone's head (but not yours) Put a pillowcase on someone's head (again, not yours) * Spill wine down someone's neck * Squash a potato on a man's head. Or if you're drunk, you'll get your letters lit up if you... * Take the tyre and put it over someone's head * Shock someone with a battery charger * Put worms down a girl's neck * Put a bucket over someone's head * Put soapsuds down someone's neck * Cut girl's hair with shears. To get those extra points... * Make stink bombs from the chemistry set * Squash the soap * Set the dog's mess on the ground * Set the spider on the ground * Pretend to be a ghost with the sheet and talc * Set fire to or smash all the furniture * Put the 3D specs on * Read the comedy book * Eat the furry pet * Drink some of the 'monster get pissed quick' lager * Play the piano * Throw the brick * Throw the dart at the wall * Throw or smash the umbrella * Get drunk on stock of booze * Squeeze your zits * Eat the curry * Throw the chicken and the pizza * Break the thbrush. If you've had a bit too much of the strong stuff and need sobering up... * Drink some black coffee * Drink the medicine in the bathroom cabinet. But whatever you do, don't eat any cigarettes, coleslaw, burgers, sausages or crisps. And don't... * Fart in the kitchen * Drink the weed killer * Eat any pills * Kill someone with chainsaw or razorblade * Open umbrellas inside (cos it's bad luck and you'll turn into an oven) * Reset the computer (because it wipes&nbsthe game). (Ross Anderson in Your Sinclair issue 68 , Page 25) 5107 | ||||
| Maps | ||||
| (Original by Anthony Davidson. Uploaded to WOS by Martijn van der Heide. Gerard)
Download from WOS: http://www.worldofspectrum.org/pub/sinclair/games-maps/h/HowToBeACompleteBastard.jpg (Anthony Davidson, Martijn Van Der Heide in Your Sinclair issue 29 , Page 23) 5895 http://www.worldofspectrum.org/pub/sinclair/games-maps/h/HowToBeACompleteBastard_2.jpg (Ross Anderson in Your Sinclair issue 68 , Page 25) 10619 | ||||
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How to use 1; Use original version protected by Speedlock. 2; Load and stop the tape before the "time left" loading part. 3; POKE 65356,195 to turn off the checksum protection. 4; Put a breakpoint at this address. 5; Load the game 6; POKE 34582,62 to infinite energy. 7; Continue and play the game. (Gerard Sweeney in Hack Attack III) 2445 | ||||
| Type-in hacks | ||||
| This can be found in this issue of Poke City. (Cover Tape in Sinclair User issue 74)
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1 REM HOW TO BE A COMPLETE BASTARD 2 REM BY KEVIN SOUTHERN 4 CLEAR 49151 5 LET T=0: LET W=0 10 FOR F=47872 TO 48011 15 READ A: POKE F,A 20 LET T=T+A*W: LET W=W*1 30 NEXT F 35 IFT<>1012808 THEN PRINT"ERROR IN DATA": STOP 40 PRINT AT 10,0;"START HOW TO BE A COMPLETE BASTARD TAPE" 45 LOAD "" CODE 50 RANDOMIZE USR 47872 100 DATA 221,33,122,187,6,6,197 110 DATA 221,110,0,221,102,1 120 DATA 221,78,2,6,0,17,0,125 130 DATA 237,176,235,54,201,30 140 DATA 150,205,0,125,221,35 150 DATA 221,35,221,35,193,16 160 DATA 222,33,103,238,17,0 170 DATA 252,1,0,4,237,176,175 180 DATA 50,115,255,33,80,187 190 DATA 17,23,255,1,3,0,2,37 200 DATA 176,33,83,187,17,100 210 DATA 95,1,50,0,237,176 220 DATA 195,244,254,205,100 230 DATA 95,62,195,50,76,255 240 DATA 33,112,95,34,77,255 250 DATA 201,253,33,58,92,62 260 DATA 62,50,22,135,33,10 270 DATA 50,34,23,135,33,230 280 DATA 177,34,25,135,49,0 290 DATA 96,195,0,95,196,228 300 DATA 16,212,228,24,18,229 310 DATA 12,30,229,14,44,229 320 DATA 25,80,229,11 Download this type-in hack in TAP format HERE (Kevin Southern in Crash issue 48 , Page 52) 8944 | ||||
| Complete solutions | ||||
| Click HERE to download a recording of this game being completed, viewable on an RZX-capable emulator. Courtesy of the RZX Archive. (Daren on the RZX Archive) 20088 |
Brought to you courtesy of Gerard Sweeney and Nick Humphries
plus various other good eggs.
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